Delivering Terror

Corey and I were up feeding the twins late last night when we realized there was a white car in our driveway, running and with its lights on. Obviously we were surprised, since it was 2am, but in our exhausted state we thought that just maybe it was my dad? He has a white car. As I was holding a half-asleep Nora we were discussing just why my dad would be in our driveway at 2am when I saw a man walk by our front window! Moments later, there was a loud knock at the door. I almost dropped the baby.

You want to be wide awake for a late night feeding? Have a Prime Time Pizza guy loudly knock on your door at 2am by mistake. That'll get your heart pumping.

A New Parent Mini-Conversation

Me- "What's that on Nolan's forehead? Is that blood?!"
Corey "I dunno! Is that a bruise or something? What happened to him!?"
Me- "Oh wait...it's just chocolate. He's fine."